So predictably, my insurance situation is all crazed and confused as pertaining to JAWS (what I've taken to calling my upcoming jaw surgery, dun dun dun dun dun dun dun).
To the point where I think I am going to make a vision board to help expedite my destiny, or as my friend Molly puts it, "put in an order with the universe's celestial catalog."
So far I'm thinking pictures of hospitals and maybe a few thumbnails of some Crest smiles. Maybe a head gear for fun. A red lip couch, why not?
It's my life! I might also include a blender because gosh knows I will need one of those once my teeth become prisoners wired shut in my own mouf!
Tear smoothie, anybloody?
Thanks to the Internet...
MY VIRTUAL VISION BOARD
photos courtesy of Flickr and tahitianlime and Jason_Pratt and p_x_g and ThisNext.com and DailyMail.co.uk and WorldofStock.com and GoingLikeSixty.com and MyLowerBackPain.com and 2Blowhards.com and Squidoo.com and EmoFaces.com and LoveSmoothies.es
Alright, I did my part. Now I just need to get hold of a member services representative and see what's what. Also, finding an unclaimed briefcase of money wouldn't hurt neither.
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