My Contribution to the Slang Fund

i am coining a new phraseology.

sticking the word "relations" in any sort of involvement between a person and a person, place or thing.

example:

"like omg, she is totally having IM relations with him."

"Auntie Susan is having film processing relations with CVS."

"My sister is having tanning relations with Bermuda next week."

"i did not have sexual(ly life-affirming) relations with that woman."

"the student had mouth to mouth relations with the CPR dummy."