Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Moonlighting as a Tax Accountant?!

here's the clincher. sometimes i convince myself boring people are interesting because i've already filled in the blanks of what i don't know about them with totally scintillating amazing captivating things.

why? why would one do this? because i think they are SECRETLY groundbreaking people with BORING fronts so no one will catch on and cash in on their little prize-pig lives.

like no one would actually be this empty and dull, right? right? riiiight?

WRONG. and yet, i still can't get it into my dry crumbly left-my-playdoh-out-too-long brain.

i still am hooked on their every *yawn streeeeeetch zzzzzzzzzzz* move.

OH! he just took a sip of water. i'm wide awake again.

THIS IS WHY I CAN'T GET ANYWHERE IN LIFE. GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
i am obsessed with two-faced snoozey mcnyquils.


why don't i just ask this bottle out? he won't return my call, will he?

3 comments:

dink said...

LOL

This actually seems like a real PLAN --there are drawbacks, sure, like being bored into a coma but possibly there's a way to embrace a permanent yawn-state.

Good luck with this ... ;-)

Aparna said...

oh thanks dinkaroo! it seems to be the permanent object of my search, for better or for worse, for richer or for poorer, in sickness and in health...till *yawwwwwwwn* dreams do we part...

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