why? why would one do this? because i think they are SECRETLY groundbreaking people with BORING fronts so no one will catch on and cash in on their little prize-pig lives.
like no one would actually be this empty and dull, right? right? riiiight?
WRONG. and yet, i still can't get it into my dry crumbly left-my-playdoh-out-too-long brain.
i still am hooked on their every *yawn streeeeeetch zzzzzzzzzzz* move.
OH! he just took a sip of water. i'm wide awake again.
THIS IS WHY I CAN'T GET ANYWHERE IN LIFE. GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
i am obsessed with two-faced snoozey mcnyquils.
why don't i just ask this bottle out? he won't return my call, will he?
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LOL
This actually seems like a real PLAN --there are drawbacks, sure, like being bored into a coma but possibly there's a way to embrace a permanent yawn-state.
Good luck with this ... ;-)
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