things i like:
weird looking people who smell good. it's a thorough kick in the face to your preconceived notions.
this man smells like cakepeople who wear their glasses crooked on a regular basis.
uh-mazingbibimbop. the word and the dish.
bop it to mewatching passive aggression, as long as it doesn't involve me.
phrases i like:
geez louise.
a geez louise situationoh mylanta.
the origin of oh mylanta.initiate humor response mechanism. HA. HA. HA. [in robot voice, natch]
i love robotsoh my god. [in an 'it's my party and i'll cry if i want to' sixteen year old girl kind of way]
this girl might say itone thing i don't like:
when you laugh so hard, snot flies out of your nose. and you have to pardon yourself for your nose's shortcomings.
watch yoself, bebe.
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