Sunday, March 19, 2006

Mad as a Hopped Up Hare/Hatter

oh fritter. i'm mad as a boiling sausage today. i just saw "snatch" last night too so all i can think of to relieve my tension is a good round of bare-knuckle boxing. i would go down within 5 seconds. in any case, getting the wind knocked out of me might distract in a good way. instead, i'll tell jokes and dance. i guess i will have to dance violently without remorse and tell jokes like lewis black.

the one and only lewis black


Ron said...

oh strange, you didn't say why you were/are upset...probably because you just found out that Girl Scout cookies have no expiration dates...I was rough when I found out too...we have expiration dates on driver's licenses, credit cards, prescription drugs, and sour cream [but it's already sour!] and yet none on Thin Mints, Lemon Coolers, Samoas and Do-Si-Dos.

Don't worry, you'll get over the initial shock and probably require several years of psychotherapy to recover but you'll get over it.

Also dancing violently without remorse = ska and lewis black is a very angry comic. He's always yelling...

Aparna said...

yes, life has a way of ironing out wrinkles and making wrinkles seem funny once they're all smooth. or maybe even before they are.