Sunday, April 16, 2006

Leisure Time Checklist

your weekend is not complete unless:

FRIDAY NIGHT
unemployment reinitiation process activated - check
visiting a very very very republican bar on the hill with friends and being the only minorities there - check
belligerence - check
a visit to hotel helix - check


pimped. out.

SATURDAY
going to a child's cradle ceremony via a 3-hr drive - check
(the indians celebrate EVERYTHING)
socializing poorly - check
watching a father and son lawnmow their lawn in shifts - check


INTRIGUE + SUSPENSE + SHORN GREENERY

taking a 3-hr nap on the party host's bed - check

SATURDAY NIGHT
finding out the "safe" rather strange gay guy you're dancing with is straight - check
being invited to dance in between a shirtless gay couple - check

SUNDAY
negotiating relationships via a cellphone on its last legs and a dried up funds account - check
thinking about how to spend week one of unemployment - TBA

time to recenter myself.

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