Friday, May 19, 2006

I'm So Hungry, I Could Eat a...

preface: i don't eat bloody flesh.

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From: Aparna
Sent: Friday, May 19, 2006 10:40 AM
To: Ben; Mike

Subject:

Does anyone want to do lunch today or at least walk somewhere to pick up lunch with me or at least pretend you want to do one or the other but you can’t due to some huge, all-consuming other obligation?

Love from a few cubes away, Aparna

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From: Ben
Sent: Friday, May 19, 2006 10:45 AM
To: Aparna; Mike
Subject: RE:


I hear there is a great all you can eat meat buffet down [the street]. They have meat bbq, broiled meat, baked meat, sauted meat, meat kabobs, meat creole, meat gumbo, pan fried meat, deep fried meet, pineapple meat, lemon meat, coconut meat, pepper meat, meat soup, meat stew, meat salad, meat and potatoes, meat burgers, meat sandwich, meat sauce, meat jello, meat ice cream. That – that’s about it.

Im down...

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From: Mike
Sent: Friday, May 19, 2006 10:50 AM
To: Aparna; Ben
Subject: RE:

So what kinds of meats? chickens and cows and goats and turkeys and ostriches and bears and snakes and pigs and sharks and fishes and birds and giraffes and elephants and dinosaurs and sheep and mink and pheasants and deer and so much more!

~M

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From: Ben
Sent: Friday, May 19, 2006, 10:52 AM
To: Aparna; Mike
Subject: RE:

You’re forgetting cat, dog, mouse, rat, squirrel, horse, weasel, monkey, baby humans, antelope, ligers and of course the graceful emu.

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From: Ben
Sent: Friday, May 19, 2006, 10:54 AM
To: Aparna; Mike
Subject: My favorite

there's nothing like sinking your teeth into the warm bloody rare flesh of a baby golden retriever.

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From: Aparna
Sent: Friday, May 19, 2006, 10:55 AM
To: Ben; Mike
Subject: RE:

You guys are getting blogged about. Shit, attention whores…

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From: Mike
Sent: Friday, May 19, 2006,
To: Aparna; Ben
Subject: RE:

mmm...all so delicious

YAY! your blog can talk about how i listen to indie rock and podcasts while consuming flesh of innocent animals.

Which brings up an interesting thought... how many bands are named from foods or edible things?

Meat Loaf
Pearl Jam
Limp Bizkit (dont ask)
The Turtles
The Monkees
The Byrds
Kate Bush (dont ask)
Neutral Milk Hotel
Pulp
The Sea and Cake
Tortoise
XTC
Pavement
Bread
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Rosemary Clooney
Blind Lemon
Three Dog Night
Hot Tuna
Flying Burrito Brothers
Bananarama
Cake
Vanilla Ice
Cranberries
Sugarhill Gang

any others?

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From: Ben
Sent: Friday, May 19, 2006 10:58 AM
To: Mike;
Subject: RE:

Beatles
Eagles
Green Jello
Snoop Dogg

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From: Aparna
Sent: Friday, May 19, 2006 11:00 AM
To: Ben; Mike
Subject: RE:

Pavement ahahahahahaah

How about Butthole surfers

Boyz II Men?
Eminem?
California Raisins?

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From: Mike
Sent: Friday, May 19, 2006, 11:01 AM
To: Ben; Aparna
Subject: RE:

So we have Kate Bush and Butthole Surfers and Limp Bizkit and Pearl Jam ...all fairly sexual

Meat Puppets
Barenaked Ladies

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From: Ben
Sent: Friday, May 19, 2006, 11:05 AM
To: Mike, Aparna
Subject: RE:

Phish
Papa roach
Offspring
I have a lemon jelly on my ipod
The hippos
Ice cube
Ice t
Ice pick
Ice fork
Ice knife
Ice trey
Ice machine
Ice bucket
Ice rink
Hot Chocolate
Gorillaz

I need to stop this…

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back to work...


bon appe-meat! (sorry. pun-excusable.)

4 comments:

Tyler Sonic said...

This brings to mind two things:

"In the South they love their pork- LOOOVE some pork! They've got pork in everything! 'Hey, this is pretty good fish, what kind is it?' 'PORKFISH!'"- Chris Rock

and

(Marge and Homer go to the Sea Captain's all-you-can-eat Restaurant)
Marge: Listen, I don't really eat seafood, is there anything on the menu that doesn't have fish in it?

Waiter: No, ma'am.

Marge: Well, what about the bread, that doesn't have fish in it, does it?

Waiter: Yes.

Marge: (groan) Hmmm, well, I guess I have some tic-tacs in my purse...

MikeKatzif said...

Reminds me of my favourite Simpsons quote:


Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No!
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal!
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

Aparna said...

wow. people love meat. cartoon characters especially.

Eddie said...

Greetings, I was reading some blogs and happened on your blog. I'm quite impressed , with how it has a good feel.

Look forward to reading more.
Regards,