Thursday, June 15, 2006

Random Boring Information I Would Share on a First Date

ok. i'm going to talk about some dull things to you, interesting to me.

avert your eyes!

1) i just flipped my indian cream of wheat breakfast across two work stations. there were little crumbles of bulgur everywhere! it happened so fast, it didn't hit me until i looked down at my empty bowl. that forced me into contact with the other side of the cube. the one where my new cube sharer sits. she has a lot of snacks stored up. she has soda and candy and crackers and EZ cheese. she's not here today. snicker snicker snicker. oh please. i wouldn't do that. but EZ cheese, you guys...

i would never cry over spilled milk, only EZ cheese

2) i saw a fox this morning. i was trotting past a creek, and a little red head popped up and we both looked at each other and totally freaked. he bolted and i ran back the way i came. then i sheepishly turned back around thinking "why are you afraid of a malnourished suburban fox? he had a right to run away. you're huge. you're like sumosize to mr. fox. he has a good fox head on his fox shoulders. that's why he ran away. you're just a coward." it was a sobering moment. for everyone. including the local news crew.
i was skurred

3) i can't stop eating. since i massacred my breakfast, i have to find other things to eat. i ate a square of chocolate but that was supposed to be for later. i have a rotten salad for lunch. i'm not even kidding. it's rotten. ROTTEN. you can smell the decay. yesterday i was picking out the only halfway rotten baby carrots out of the bag to eat for today. are things really so desperate in my household? yeah i guess. the leafy green mix isn't looking too hot either. it smells like mildew. i'm thinking of eating instant soup dry maybe for lunch. i don't even know what's going on. there's a hot water machine down the hall. i just feel like bringing the pain today. i'm going to regret it. if there's one thing i've learned recently, stomach problems are no joke!

no hot lady should suffer EVER.


Yoda said...

There's a visitor to our lab today ... my prof took him out to b'fast and brought back some goodies from Panera bread.

I am solely responsible for polishing off all the blueberry scones.

Aparna said...

kudos to you-dos!

Dustin said...

you've got the poo's

i wish i could see a fox around town. I love those things