the illustration does the term incomplete justice.
recent assortment of treats:
1) friend's ex is in town for whole summer. suggests they hang out. she says sure just holler. then drops off face of planet. decides its only worth his time to see her 7 days before he's leaving town again...for the booty call. DOUCHE PARFAIT.
2) man at bar asks my friend to go get a drink so he can dance with me. DOUCHEMUFFIN!
3) groping man who can't dance. DOUCHECREAM PIE.
4) guy pinches friend's arse uninvited. CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE DOUCHE!
5) good intentions but poorly executed. DOUCHEPUDDING.
*yawn* i feel like the IRREGULAR/CLEARANCE rack no longer holds secret bargains. and i can't afford the full-price product. and the analogies never get old. shopping never looked so bleak at 6 in the A.M.
i don't think it's the dude's (speaking of dudes as a whole) fault per se. i'm just not a fan of the emotional bloating, the mental cramps and the bleeding heart. the madness must stop.
and like a true hypocrite, i will espouse the exact opposite sentiments, in, oh, about a week. give or take.
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I have an ex who pops in and out of my life like your friend. I just found out that he looked me up and added me onto a list of his FOUR months ago, yet I haven't talked to him since last Xmas. Why...oh why... Most men are douche bags, only good for one thing--and even then they can't get it right.
I disagree melissa!!! I'm good at 2 things!! Taking out the trash and agreeing with everything you women say!!!!!
I'm slow ... did you answer the booty call? Get some um?
melissa marie -- i am in mad agreement with your sentiments.
ox -- i grudgingly might grant you a douchebag waiver. convince me with further proof.
yoda -- what?! who said anything about a booty call?
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