Monday, August 21, 2006

Running Out of Ideas

sometimes i just wish i were this amorphous big furry thing who could troll around with men and women alike without any kind of residual sexual tension. ever. yeah, i know, some of you are thinking, nah, you'd get tired of it. but i wouldn't. i'd be like the village monster. i could hang out with anybody. my uniqueness itself would ensure constant attention without any drama. if you upset the big furry creature, he/she/it will leave. and then, we'll just to reenact telenovelas all day, like before.

you can't negotiate with crazy.


Washington Cube said...

You WOULD get tired of it.

Aparna said...

yes tis true. i realized it even as i wrote it. however, it's fair to say i also constantly get tired of being a girl too. a human being even. thankless wretch am i.