right, we all do. no biggie.
except when they make you laugh. then you have to write about them.
so awhile back, someone sent me an email saying i could get FREE TXT MSGS and CHAT W/ALL MY FRNDS via this free text-messaging service. a good person just thought of me and passed it on to me. i know, amazing. and so rare.
LOLOLOL.
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well i don't know how and i don't know why but i signed up for this free texting account. and life hasn't been the same since. every day, approximately at lunchtime, i get a text message on my phone along the lines of "fuddyduddy322 says: hey cutie, wutz up? hope ur day is sunny!" and then there are instructions to either stop getting msgs from this particular user or to reply.
i never reply. because i'm the true fuddyduddy.
the point is this has been going on for the last 3 months or so. but as of recent, as if the text messaging service knows i'm not sending texts nor responding to any that i receive, the messages are starting to get weirder. yesterday, for instance, i got this: "s1ivemillion says: no i don't think so" followed by this "ernest9034 says: u should work on ur smile." and today i got "piggles says: yes but no but."
what does it mean? what does it all mean? it means NO MORE FREE TXT MSGING svcs disparaging my self-esteem one abbreviation at a time.
"daaaaaaamn...why you got to waste my flava?" ~seth green as kenny in that age-old classic "can't hardly wait."
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Once upon a time, when I was a wide-eyed, newly employed, impressionable and a tad foolish 23 yr old, I had an unlimited txt msg plan. Me & my homies would msg from morn till night.
Nowadays, I hate typing on that ugly number/keypad. I'm old, aren't I?
:-(
Yoda.
no you're not old. anyway, we all grow out of the texting phase. all of us. you, me and even baby lohan.
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