Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Cry Me a River of Ooze

status update, based off of last news break: it is almost the end of the workday, and i am still oozing steadily from the knee. i also have phase 1 of adult braces (i am trying to match my physical appearance with my middle school level self-esteem) in place. and with it went the ability to eat solid foods. so as long as i abstain from sitting upright, eating and/or walking, things are quite peachy here.

wise friend alex suggests i find a nice chair to drape myself over where i can ooze in peace. if it were only that easy! nevertheless, it does sound tempting. instead, i have an ambitious evening full of sitting up, eating and walking planned. aim high, you rapscallions, aim high!

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