after countless trials and experiments (i think 2 total), i've concluded that water temperature is directly proportional to the enjoyment level of the average paw rinse. today i got lost in my handwash in the office kitchen. i added a little heat to the water and wow. that's all i can say. wow. you should try it sometime. just be prepared for a little judgment, not just from others, but also from yourself.
FYI, the sandwich i had today came with tiny pickles. it made me feel regal. how would it make you feel?
to help you imagine, here's your sandwich:
photo courtesy of Flickr and Sashertootie
and here are the tiny pickles:
photo courtesy of Flickr and androog
g'day!
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The water pressure at my job is too intense and the hot water is SCORCHING!!!!
Theres a guy at my office who doesn't bother washing his hands after using the rest room. Its disgusting.
I'm jealous that you have perfect hand washing water at your job.
you should be jealous! at least you have lunch company. yeah i went there.
I like to get those tiny pickles and miniature corn and other small foods and make big piles of them and pretend I am a giant that slaving villageers must work to feed or I will crush them and their meager huts (they don't have time to build sturdy homes because they spend all their time raising crops to feed me and of course they are so frail from not eating that they are also easy to crush). Arghhh! Me hungry!
hahahahahahahahh. so you feel regal too, right?
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