Still Needs to Be Burped

psst. i just heard some googoo gaagaa gurgly noises in the office around the corner. either we hired someone extremely young and fresh, or it's CASUAL FRIDAY and someone's wearing a baby tee...LITERALLY!

(heart)breaking news:
i just had a meeting with one of my higher-ups, and she said VERBATIM "aparna, it always freaks me out when i see you because you look exactly like my niece...who's 9."

this was abruptly but unconvincingly followed with a "and i know you're not 9!"

maybe i should stop wearing onesies to work.


new from Apple - the iBaby
photo courtesy of Flickr and Matthew Routley








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wow. i'm sorry for what happened back there. not that sorry, but still.

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