Friday, November 16, 2007

Abracadabra! David Blaine-Removal.

today i spent a good 5 minutes trying to get a stain out of my t-shirt...

until i realized it was actually not a stain at all but rather the logo on the shirt!

haw haw.

i'll be here for another five minutes, folks!

8 comments:

Hampton Yount said...

"Don't know better" I get it now

Anonymous said...

Yeah I myself once spent two weeks trying to get a stain out of my shirt, then I realized I wasn't wearing a shirt.

The funny thing was I knew better.

I won't even tell you about the pants, which I spent 4 days trying to pull on before I realized they were a pair of gloves. That's not even the half of it. My necktie was a loose sock and my hat was actually a half-dead racoon, but I won't get into it.

My shoes do resemble two old crackerboxes but I don't think I'm really that far-gone so I'm hoping for the best.

Aparna said...

ham -- and doesn't it feel grand?

a. nonymous -- your first sentence doesn't assume that you were wearing the shirt with the stain on it. happenstance!

Anonymous said...

Well Aparna to make a long story short if you had asked me what I was doing at that time I would have said "getting this damn stain out of my SHIRT."

inthemiddle said...

"thanks - that's my tam!"

Aparna said...

you've all been AHAB!

Unknown said...

I once tried to scrub a stain off my skin. I then realized it was a birthmark that I discovered 22 years after my birth.

Aparna said...

alicia - you win.