Glasses Half Empty

i am wearing my glasses today. they are black, square, Guess brand, smooth-criminal frames. with intent to be hip.

stylish, the right prescription, lightweight buuuuuuuut...

they are not molded to the contours of my face.

they are incorrigible sliders!

observe the following:

1. pensively indie


2. trouble a-brewin'


3. may day! may day!


4. game over


5. a miracle happens