Hi all,Uh, could I be any vaguer?!
Please try to attend this meeting, because upcoming events will be discussed.
Plus I didn’t invite anybody else AND I scheduled it at a time before I normally even get to work AND I have no recollection of setting up this meeting.
Please choose the best option that summarizes this situation:
a) I am officially bonkerbananas.
b) My mandatory company Microsoft Outlook courses (with hands-on, real-life simulation exercises!!!) are bleeding into my real life.
c) My mandatory company Microsoft Outlook courses are ruining my life in a very mundane, trivial way.
d) All of the above.
e) Alien ghost babies.
P.S. In other office-related news, I just got aged cheddar crumbles all over my mouse. The saddest part is the first thing I thought after it happened was, good thing mice love cheese!!!
(No, nothing? Too soon apparently. After all, the poor lil' guy can see everything I'm typing. Nobody is Ling-OL at his expense! You hear me? Nobody!
But golly gee, if cheese got under his buttons, I am going to have one stinky robo-rodent on my hands...IT halp request, stat!)