Phones with detachable lips for long-distance couple smooching.
The lips would be made of an eco-friendly, pliable material that would feel pleasant, but not too real, or that would be creepy.
Nothing past that though or the FCC and the wiretap folks would 'ave owr 'eds!
photo courtesy of Flickr and solidariat
Alright. Whatever. You try inventing genius devices on seven hours of sleep when you need 10 to function as if you're still alive.
If necessity is the mother of invention, but a mother's love is blind, than someone buy my hip-in-an-alternate-universe sunglasses-half-full as mentioned last time!!!