This Isn't Your Mom's Go-To Magazine! Oh Wait, It Is.

Hey, so a discreet, military-trained stealth group of little birds told me that I'm on page 95 in the September issue of Reader's Digest, along with hilarious com(edi)padres John Ramsey and Kellen Erskine.

Hooray! And you thought it was just my slice of life anecdote about Americana. Well, it actually is if you zoom in.

Coming soon to a waiting room near you...

Photo courtesy of John Ramsey, Facebook, and Reader's Digest.