The infrastructure of my veggie sandwich has collapsed, and the streets are running red with Tapatio!!!
There are strands of sprouts everywhere and the onions are rioting in my mouth by using some kind of noxious tear gas.
I am going to have to spend the rest of the day building a hospital out of napkins.
It was the avocados. They wanted too much power. They turn bad so quick. "I hope they're happy."* (*Passive-aggressive statement I made to the press)
I've installed a tomato as an interim ruler in the meantime with some cheese advisors.
We'll cut our losses by investing in an overpriced coffee drink.
This has been a real-time installment of OFFICE LUNCH.
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