Showing posts with label bragging. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bragging. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 05, 2010

The Tooth, the Whole Tooth, and Nothing But the Tooth

Hear ye! Hear ye! Brace yourselves! A miracle has shown upon this gloriously cloudy Tuesday.

MY TEEF ARE FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FROM THEIR WIRY ORANGE JUMPSUITS!!!


And lo and behold, the photos are gratuitous and fearsome!

I realized I've perfected a smile over the last four years that involves showing little to no bone so the only way to glamorize these pearly puppies is to show the double trouble of emotions: FEAR and ANGER.

BOOM!
POW!
SMASH!
KA-CHING!
Grillshots with no grillz. The way the dentally uninsured intended.

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Pride Goeth Before a Fall, So Coming Soon (Spoiler Alert!): *SPLAT*

O hai!

My lurvely friend Diana tipped me off as to a wee shout-out I got in this esteemed comedic magazine blog from the North Carolina Comedy Arts Festival, which I did stand up for this past weekend. Somehow, I had the most fun onstage I've had in awhile.

(Last paragraph only for the impatient multitaskmasters)

Fine. Here's the goods for those of you who hate links:

"Four comics especially stood out to me: They are Aparna Nancherla, Joe Zimmerman, Maria Ciampa and Jeff Havens. Each one of these comics had a very strong presence, a unique point of view and excellent writing skills. In short, I wouldn’t be surprised to see these four, in the next few years, ascend to the surface of the underground."

Also, North Carolina! Have you been? The hotel I stayed in was SPORTS-themed. Imagine it, only brighter! The room was in the Basketball section (there were four in totes: basketball, football, soccer, and fourth forgotten one). The adjoining restaurant was called Time Out Sports Bar, and all the employees had to wear referee uniforms. *Phweeep* Whatta fun time!

And I get to go backsies for improv this coming weekend.

It's all so convenient because one of my New Year's Resolutions was to make as many 5-hour drives as I could within the span of two weeks.

Starry-eyed, ovah heah!

Random Feel-good Photo of the Day:
A good technique to settle a troublesome restaurant bill = a zany pen!