Showing posts with label losing it. Show all posts
Showing posts with label losing it. Show all posts

Monday, December 29, 2008

Artificial Sentiments for the Most Heartfelt Fake Criers

For my next trick, I'm attempting this holiday card nonsense. Writing and mailing them out, I mean.

So far, it's going aight. That is alright minus the "L," which means I'm barely hangin' in there (leave off the last G for guessing how long I will last).

I did catch the end of The Sound of Music to replenish my stock of mushy+warm goodness in the ticker region to aid me in my writing of teeth-grittingly-saccharine summary messages of hope, cheer, and commentary on which pen I picked to write said friendship eulogy.

However, the fact that I want to put two days into each card and yet I just physically and mentally can't, coupled with the grim reality that I can't afford to make up the difference in crap note with over-the-budget-but-thoughtful gift, is enough to crack the faith of even the staunchest believer in the OCD religion.

Anyway, I'm thinking I will last through the A's and then all bets are off. The pressure is ridiculous. Also, the family photo cards are questionably adorabullsheet, but if I did that, I would have to send a lithograph of me (a grown person) with my two even more grown parents behind my shoulders looking down at me disparagingly as I attempt to "hold" my life together in the form of a forced smile.

Who even likes getting carded?! I mean, sure, it's flattering, but everyone dreads it. I mean holiday carded, for the vinyl.

photo courtesy of I Can Haz Cheezburger