No Camman Is an Island

The word CAMMAN is beautiful, versatile, and a gift to the lexicon.

If I could go back in time and replace all uses of "come on" and "c'mon" with "camman," I would do it! No rhetorical questions asked!

But for now, I will just use three pop culture examples:

"CE-LE-BRATE GOOD TIMES, CAMMAN!!!" You take a seemingly feel-good line and make it sarcastic. Perfection.

Or try this one on for size.

"CAMMAN people now,
smile on your brother, ev'ry-body get together, try to love one another right now." You take good-natured hippie sentiment and make it sound snarky. Ideal.

Finally, if Common the rapper/actor changed his name to Camman, he'd get even more mad respect. That's all I'm saying here, people!

Soapbox dismount! And she sticks it! THE CROWD GOES MILD!!!