Oh Onion, hugs all over your face!
Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are
Also I got to interview a VIP today! A famous intellectual actually...and then he asked me about myself and my bigger goals and I mentioned comedy, and he was like, "oh, this is for your day job then!" And then we both giggled (mine was louder and more annoying). Even though he was feeling "under the weather"!
Then at the end, he wished me well with my humor future, and said he'd "look out for me." Right! As if world-renowned brainiacs have their channel changers primed to Comedy Central. Academic swoonage. Knowledge eyelash flutters.