Now, given the nail-biting process and lax turnaround time surrounding my last submission to this veritable and esteemed compilation of humanity's hippest turns of phrase, I am neither expecting much in the way of acceptance nor promptness.
However, so that they may still be celebrated and commemorated in their own right, here are my two submissions:
1. flashgoogling [to flashgoogle] – v. – When you frenetically google a subject/person so fast and furiously that you barely recall your actions at a later time. Also known as an Internet bender or a browsing spree-for-all.
2. swoon flu – n. – When you are so enamored by something, it leaves you bedridden.
On a funrelated note, I wonder if Benjamin Button made a list of "Things to Do Before I Turn Zero."
What do you mean he wasn't real? Ohhhhh noooooo.
BREAKING NEWS: As I was writing the above, the powers-that-be at the Urban-D confirmed that they are publishing both my submissions! Check and checkmate!
(They're not up yet, but once they are, oh, there will be hyperlinking, mark my words.)