The Tooth, the Whole Tooth, and Nothing But the Tooth

Hear ye! Hear ye! Brace yourselves! A miracle has shown upon this gloriously cloudy Tuesday.

MY TEEF ARE FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FROM THEIR WIRY ORANGE JUMPSUITS!!!

And lo and behold, the photos are gratuitous and fearsome!

I realized I've perfected a smile over the last four years that involves showing little to no bone so the only way to glamorize these pearly puppies is to show the double trouble of emotions: FEAR and ANGER.

BOOM!

POW!

SMASH!

KA-CHING!

Grillshots with no grillz. The way the dentally uninsured intended.