Plug Glug Glug

Two items for mild/medium/hottt appraisal depending on your artist's palate!

1. It's wordplaytime again!

2. Also there is the matter of a show. I will be working at the Arlington Drafthouse this Friday and Saturday nights with Chris D'Elia and hilarious local comic Jake Young as well.

I would be beyond platonically tickled to see you there. Click this ol' link for tickos.

Toodles and tiddles!

Everyone's Wired These Days (And No, I Don't Mean Bugged!)

Here's my current Gchat list.


Mob connections, you say? Well, mostly Goodie Mob and Mobb Deep. And by connected, I mean, yeah, I've heard of 'em.

Good(ie) times.

P.S. I put yellow tape around the chair offal from yesterday so that the janitors know a crime scene when they see one. And it's still here today, untouched. But of course, there's plenty of red tape around here already! Zing!!!

(I'm just going to send around a high-five in an intraoffice envelope for that one! Just sign off on it once you get it, and pass it along.)

Ain't No Party Like the Communist Party...

...'cause the Communist Party don't play. ~Stalio

I was a Re-education Supervisor at my improv theater's "revolution-themed" fundraiser this past weekend.

photo courtesy: Dan O'Neil & Sarah Evans

Boyfie owns a Russian parade hat [red feather puff detachable]! Useful indeed for many an occasion.

I was arrested and sent to the gulag at one point where I had to create party propaganda in order to negotiate a release. I may have sold out some comrades in the process. :( :( ;(

(That's right. Winking frown. It's about time that emoticon showed up on the circuit. Mixed messages? Check. Passive-aggressive? Checkmate. I love/hate it.)

As you were.

Check Out the Connotations on that Synonym! *Teeth Whistle*

I like that a synonym of tattletale is informer.

Use it in a sentence? Why yes please!

A child tattletale will grow up to be an adult informer who sells nuclear secrets to Mars for nothing less than the price of the stars.

Winner of International Best Blog Post Award

And the prize for craftiest book title goes to...

It's the Communication Breakdown, Throw Your Hends Up!

i love the written word, specifically done well (as however subjectively determined by me).

the only thing i love as much as the written word done well is the beautiful disaster known as the muddled-beyond-belief typo. specifically when the mbb typo happens apropos of nothing.

my friend tony supplied me with a perfect example earlier today. take a look at this:

"no. Thato havet's the right mindset"

what does it even mean?! i have been decoding it for a good few minutes now.

you know what?

i don't even want to know! that would be like me asking someone to explain a rainbow, and then they start going into science talk, and then i get angry.

i'll consider it a gift, and leave it at that.

TYOP GALLERYY (no mbbs, unfortunately)


in memori..ummmm...wait
photo courtesy of Flickr and Sylvar


at least it's in the right place
photo courtesy of Marcin Wichary


i think this person believes that the letter S wards off evil
photo courtesy of Flickr and SharonaGott


the bank's not the only establishment who's embarrassed!
photo courtesy of Flickr and Mike McCaffrey


sounds advanced for its age
photo courtesy of Flickr and ninjapoodles


i'm assuming this is lol-hilarious (you just had to be there)
photo courtesy of Flickr and jetalone