Plug Glug Glug

Two items for mild/medium/hottt appraisal depending on your artist's palate!

1. It's wordplaytime again!

2. Also there is the matter of a show. I will be working at the Arlington Drafthouse this Friday and Saturday nights with Chris D'Elia and hilarious local comic Jake Young as well.

I would be beyond platonically tickled to see you there. Click this ol' link for tickos.

Toodles and tiddles!

Whatever! Don't Even Read This!

Just some more puns is all. No big D. Passive-aggressive plugging is the new marketing.

For Those Who Love Punishment...

Behold! A scolding of words!

Leave a present for the future.

It's That Crime Again!

STUMP THE PUNNER is back again over yonder, featuring your weekly one-two PUNch.

Leave some cammants all up in dat (sweet, chocolate-covered peanutbuttery Reese's) piece, lest I harangue you further.